Beyond Wonderland

We're all mad here.

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

basicallyhorny:

guys that choke me while fucking are keepers 👌

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past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

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oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? ~

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

(via diplosomia)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire)

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